Today's lesson:
Just because the little white patches in your throat are gone
And just because you've been on the antibiotics for three days
And just because you woke up feeling slightly better this morning
It doesn't mean that you can go back to work
Drink mug after mug of coffee
Hit the workload like a frenzied hyena
And not feel any negative effects.
That's why I left at lunchtime,
Came home,
And took an all-afternoon nap.
I feel better now.
Do I look like a fucking people person?
Just because the little white patches in your throat are gone
And just because you've been on the antibiotics for three days
And just because you woke up feeling slightly better this morning
It doesn't mean that you can go back to work
Drink mug after mug of coffee
Hit the workload like a frenzied hyena
And not feel any negative effects.
That's why I left at lunchtime,
Came home,
And took an all-afternoon nap.
I feel better now.
Do I look like a fucking people person?
2 Comments:
Jesus, did you have to give us a visual of your icky disease?
Welcome back to the blogosphere...I think. ;)
In a previous life, I was a medical person. So YES I had to give you a visual. It's the law.
And to the unasked question...YES, I ENJOYED describing the icky disease.
Next blog post: detailed explanation on how to tell if you've collected an acceptable sputum specimen. STAY TUNED! I promise it'll be all kinds of fun!
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