'Sup bitches?
Oh I'm feelin' it today.
Oh yeah.
You hear? I did over eight miles today.
And the post-run endorphins are still busily percolatin' thru my thinkin' organ
ed note: the author's wife disagrees with him on which organ he actually thinks with.
Add to that a liberal amount of caffeine
And I become
Invincible
Bullet-proof
Or as the hippies used to say:
High on life.
As a comparison
It used to take three beers
A shot of Jack
And a couple tequila body shots off a stripper's ass
To get me to this state.
Hmmm...
I think I like the way I'm doing it now better,
'Cuz when I run long distances to get my high
I don't wake up in strange beds
With strange people
In strange cities
In strange states
In strange countries
With no money.
Oh, and you very rarely catch an STD while running.
One day at a time, my bruthuhs and sistuhs!
Life is hard. Then you die. Then they throw dirt on your face. Then the worms eat you. Be grateful it happens in that order.
Oh I'm feelin' it today.
Oh yeah.
You hear? I did over eight miles today.
And the post-run endorphins are still busily percolatin' thru my thinkin' organ
ed note: the author's wife disagrees with him on which organ he actually thinks with.
Add to that a liberal amount of caffeine
And I become
Invincible
Bullet-proof
Or as the hippies used to say:
High on life.
As a comparison
It used to take three beers
A shot of Jack
And a couple tequila body shots off a stripper's ass
To get me to this state.
Hmmm...
I think I like the way I'm doing it now better,
'Cuz when I run long distances to get my high
I don't wake up in strange beds
With strange people
In strange cities
In strange states
In strange countries
With no money.
Oh, and you very rarely catch an STD while running.
One day at a time, my bruthuhs and sistuhs!
Life is hard. Then you die. Then they throw dirt on your face. Then the worms eat you. Be grateful it happens in that order.