Always considered myself pretty level-headed.

Not sure why the death of an old acid-rocker has me so sad.

And we'll bask in the shadow of yesterday's triumph, and sail on the steel breeze.

Come on you boy child, you winner and loser, come on you miner for truth and delusion, and shine!

Shine on you crazy diamond. Shine on.

Today's lesson:

Just because the little white patches in your throat are gone

And just because you've been on the antibiotics for three days

And just because you woke up feeling slightly better this morning

It doesn't mean that you can go back to work

Drink mug after mug of coffee

Hit the workload like a frenzied hyena

And not feel any negative effects.



That's why I left at lunchtime,

Came home,

And took an all-afternoon nap.



I feel better now.











Do I look like a fucking people person?

Son of a BITCH!

So it's only been two years since I last posted.

And they change everything.

Now I gotta have a Gmail account to blog here.

The fact that I already have two Hotmail accounts

Two Yahoo accounts

And three email accounts at work

Just means that I am not moving fast enough for the world at large.

I must have

EIGHT!

Eight email accounts is what it takes to be successful in this world.

And boyoboy

Do I wanna be

Successful.

One measure of my success is efficient use of time.

To elaborate:

See that ever-so-cute quote at the bottom of this post?

I copied it from a document using ctrl-c

And pasted it using ctrl-v

I know, I know

You're thinking, "What a god!"

But wait

There's more.

When I copied the quote

It was all in CAPS

(To make a more efficient use of my time, I abbreviated "capital letters" as "CAPS" in the previous line. How efficient of me.)

So I ctrl-v'd the quote into a blank Word doc

(Note all the abbvs in prev line. I'm truly an efficiency expert.)

Highlighted the quote

Then changed the case to

Sentence case

THEN I ctrl-c'd and ctrl-v'd it into THIS post

In the proper case

You may now bow down and worship the ground upon which I tread.






The man who says something is impossible should not interrupt the man who is doing it.